Saturday, December 25, 2004
Ello everybody! I'm back again!!

Now Hazel's been staying since ytd. She's gonna stay till Sunday.
Regina will be here tonite to stay too.

Today is X'mas!!

Will be playing arcade with Hazel ltr at Novena.
I'm gonna win that stuff toy!
Will be FSG too!!
Saw one in the mrt today!!
I got no bar to hold and told Hazel.
Then the guy quickly siam for me to hold.
'I'm lovin' it!'
Quite S larh.

Going have X'mas party tonite.
$100 cash as reward.
All in $1 coin form.
Hazel and Regina are dying to win the money.

Hazel and I toked till 5am in the morining.
So tired.
I was imidating Elmo.
International Elmo.
French, Cantonese, Malay, Indian, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, English, Chinese, Hokkien.
Too bad~
Elmo's going international!!

Bye for now,
JOEY
JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
3:53 PM

Sunday, December 19, 2004
ello, im so boring...
nothing to do.....dono whether going out or not.

hazel n regina coming tml...i juz dun understand y they look forward to e christmas part or u can sae gathering soooooooooooo much...

n e best part is....!!!!! everyone there wil hav to play a game 'pictionary or graffiti' wahahaha e winner will get quite a sum of money while e loser......shall hav to wash the dishes..regardless of who u are..!! izzien dat fun!?? i juz simply love it..hahahahahah

sleepover in my hse,carn wait to find out wads my prezzent...omg i reli carn wait btw..i lyk hazel n regina's prezent too~! how i wish dats fer me...but too bad larh its their prezzie... :)

well, i've got to go now,bb

love,
JOEY
JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
2:53 PM

Thursday, December 16, 2004
ello everyone!

im so sorry dat i've not been updating due to my lazyness???
but here i am,updating...

went to buy x'mas presents ytd with hazel..we went to many places..running along e mrt line..we went to..takashimaya ,cineleisure,hereen,raffles link n last of all ,J8
went to all these places...n we're real tired after our tour in singapore...bleahx! n after i got home for 10 mins..my parents wanted to go to toa payoh central..omg..my foot reli hurts..

i bought my roxy bag,a tiny mr. bean bear key chain for my brother,regina's present,a roxy badge..,a self deco cup for uncle, and a scented candle for mom. regina....u'll love ur gift..n im sure u will use it everydae..

HIGHLIGHTED PART
went to herren saw lots of lesbians couples..eeee yucks..they r hugging n kissing..i reli feel lyk puking right on e spot...i admit dat i can accept gay,sissy,ppl dat change their sex but not dat type of ''half half'' ppl..yucks...but e 'female'in e couples r all very girly dat type wan...i juz dun understand...haiz wasted sia..

but e funniest part is i hit an indian security guard's ''chest ,breast'' accidentally...hahaha he very weird..act until so pain..hahaha until got a group of ppl looking at us....hahaha

IN THE MORNING
hazel bought my sch books with me .. saw HIM..he Queueing up..den playing wif his fren..den i find dat he speak lyk donald duck..perhaps it's his voice...he cut hair again...hazel sae he ugly..wahaha zel, i tot u sae b4 no matter wad he change into u still lyk? but im not gona tell u ppl out there who he is...!!! wahahahahahaha

....wanna noe wad weird incident happened in J8
well, go ahead to hazels blog...coz in far to lazy to type that all down...........wahahahahaha


written by:
JOEY

JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
5:03 PM

Monday, December 13, 2004
ello everybody...
i went to e zoo ytd..
sorta drizzling but we still had fun in e rain...
enjoy e tram ride..n took a photo wof e horse...very cute..its fur feel lyk carpet..haha..

den rush off to e polar bear show...erm
polar bear dance ballet,show off hunting skill...blah blah blah..all i can say is adorable i wanna have one at home!!!

a wedding was held i e zoo ytd..''the wedding of MR.ALVIN and MISS.SHRENE'' quite nice la..but not as exciting as i tot..

n we saw lots of animals ok let me tell u now one by one...

kangaroos,pygmy hippo,probocis monkey,sheep ,cow, naked mole,jaguar,manatee,orang utan,polar bear,white tiger..blah blah blah...alot..

so ppl out there..if u wanna go to the zoo..pls decide watta do first..coz withiut planning e whole trip might be ruined....

written by
JOEY
JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
1:01 PM

Thursday, December 09, 2004
ello everybody...
im baq in action again
let me tell u a secret...[actually,im too lazy to blog..]

yea! goin to zoo dis sundae...sounds childish but its fun lah..
only those ''adultish'' won't go...they juz dun wanna try to get near to those animals... =)i relli dun noe y...

n allan wanna tag along wif us to e zoo..but hor i tink its abit weird for a guy visiting e zoo wif 2 gals n their family members....[mummy,uncle,my 3 yr old brother,me and hazel]


dun u ppl out there find it weird? Muahahahahaha
i tink he is turning SISSY??? arh! u nv noe

But e best part is, how can a Goth go to e Zoo!!! [perhaps once in a Blue MOON?]
but im relli sorry allan..i doubt we all can squeeze into a Car...n get there....n reli very Sorry..

my mom said i had to sacrifice somebody..BTW UR E BEST CANDIDATE !! [MUAHAHAHA EVIL LAUGH]
impossible for me to give up hazel for u rite, ALLAN GOH! =p

so sorry dat i can buy u a new Telescope ..jkjk

well,the survivor is,Zel n Me!! WoOhOo!
we r gona hav Elephant Rides take picture wif Monkey??? ,hav fun n play til we go nuts>>>>>>> muahaha Regina ur gona MISS e fun!!! Muahahaha......Bleahx! =p


JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
11:19 PM

Wednesday, December 08, 2004
hi...haven been blogging fer daes..
basically,nothin happened these few days.

went to j8 ytd n saw minghui...den j8 oso hav a new area fer shopping..
i think j8 will be sumthing lyk bugis no.2 where lota ppl will come..haha
juz part of my wishful thinking..

n zel is gona buy e school books wif me..coz i cant mangage alone
[dats too much] dats y i reli need her help. thx aniway

n i cannot wait to get my new bag...its cool im sure ppl out there will luv it too!

opps! suddenly hav cravings for full cream milk....arh!!!!! gtg bb



love,
JOEY
JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
3:58 PM

Monday, December 06, 2004
ello everybody.
long time nv update my blog. wahahahaha
went to fly kite yesterdae..it was very fun,n exciting.
oh! regina..u miss e fun liao..too bad larh coz netball is more important.


we took a taxi to marina south..[sumwhere around marina bay mrt station ] lucky hazel is willing to hold dat weird jellyfish kite fer me..do dat i dun need to hide dat 'thing'behind me when i walk..

when we reach our destination,we hop down e cab
n started our great plan..wah!!! i didnt noe i so pro sia wOoHoO!!!! :p
if u dun believe u ask hazel lor..

n e kite fly until so high..im so dam happy at dat time.. :)

den hazel ony stand behind me n kept on pulling e string fer me ...haha so ppl out there, if ur intrested in flying kite wif us, pls contact us..

well, bye for now

JOEY
JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
1:12 PM

Friday, December 03, 2004
ello...
all i have to sae is my father n grandma r so cool!!!
father juz came baq from his trip
while grandmama will be flying to hong kong todae..dono wad time flight lah..
coz my aunt n cousins r all there..thus,she can juz go there anytime..hahahahaha

mommy went out wif her frenz ytd,leavin me, my brother n uncle at home.
i surfed e net thruout the whole evening..till 3am. :]
Atlast,,,, mom got home..
woOhOo! surprisingly, her fren bought me a huge bucket of cookie ..omg i tink im gona
turn into a cookie monster SOON!


help!!! arh~~~....................................[nvm hazel n regina will help me eat wan..] :]

JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
3:06 PM

Thursday, December 02, 2004
heyy....welcome to my blog..
i offer u e best quality n
best goods u've ever seen..
hurryy cum on down to get
ur free gift..

IM NUTS! WAD AM I DOING??
ive gone out of my mind recently..
grandma wanna bring me to hong kong fer a holidae...
i rejected her offer! :x
father wanna brim me to malaysia..
i rejected too!! :x
haiz reli dono watta do..
i juz told them loads of excuses, tell them
im reli buzy till i drop..


oh ya..n taufik won..
btw..got 5 gals holding up a sign ''marry me'' to taufik....hahaha lame hor..

carn wait to fly my dat 'jellyfish' kite :x wif ''hazel lump''

JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
1:27 PM

Wednesday, December 01, 2004
hi!!! everybody..im now munching on my cookies...yummy!!!!
n i juz had a bowl of thai green curry noodles.
omg i reli hav to call fer help...HELP! HELP!! I CARN STOP EATING..!!
[btw to my dearest hazel n regina,pls dun blame me if i finish e cookies withouT leavin some fer both of u..]
muahahahahahahaha im bad ,im gona finish e whole
CONTAINER OF COOKIES..IM TURNING INTO A COOKIE MONSTER

ive decided to snip off my hair....lyk Jennifer Garner..
wahaha gota cut dat picture out to show dat whoever person dats gona
'operate' on my hair..


oh ya..!!! n e most exciting thing is.......
hazels gona cut wif me!! wooHOO!!!

things to do b4 we step into e salon

1. take a picture
2. look into e mirror to hav e LAST look of ourself
3. sae bye bye to our hair
4. pretend to be sad [ lyk dat den real mah :p ]
5. erm..watta do arh??? aiyah! step in larh!

lame hor? ya i tink its rather lame too!
but dats me...wad can i do..(n hazel too)
we both r lyk dat 1... [erm u can oso sae she teach me 1]
wooHOO! reli carn wait fer dat dae to cum...

make a wish upon e starz.....

JOEYthe swaku giraffe @
5:07 PM